if you follow me on tumblr and like my posts a lot i probably have fondly memorized your username and consider you a pal
Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with
Don’t date people who treat animals poorly
Don’t date people who treat STUFFED animals poorly. If they can’t even treat a stuffed bear with respect, who knows what they’ll do to a real animal.
I have a really hot waiter.Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.
wanna know what these all say?
"suck his dick"